Just call me calamity!

Seriously, I think I need to change my first name by deed poll. My middle name is Jayne and hubs says I should change my first name to calamity. Disasters galore over the past few days what with my knife incident 2 weeks ago (the thumb is healing nicely by the way!) So far today, I have fallen over in the back yard and left myself with a very bruised and scraped knee, dropped things all over the kitchen floor and knocked some stuff over. I have as a result, decided that it is in my best interests not to drive the car today!

It’s not Friday the 13th by any chance???

New to me???

Following Jenn over at Not Exactly Bento has given me some ideas to try. One of these is “new to me”
This is basically where you try things you’ve never tried before.

So last week I bought a bag of 6 avocado. They weren’t ripe then, now they are and I’m clueless!

Anyone got any ideas as to what I can do with 6 ripe avocado pears in the next few days???

Help please!!!

Beef or turkey?

I’m asking for some debate on this one. Beef mince or turkey mince?

We as a family are eating too much red meat, so I’m looking at alternatives. We like turkey mince, but can it be as versatile as beef mince can?
Tonight for tea we had turkey mince that had been cooked off with some seasoning and a little stock added to make a “moistness” rather than a sauce. Usually when I cook beef mince I make it as my Mum does, with gravy and some onions.

I asked for an opinion at the dinner table and everyone said that they liked the turkey mince. If I do start to buy more, it’s a good quality mince from the farm shop, it’s not cheap supermarket brand with added fat and gristle! Just as a side note, I don’t buy cheap beef mince either, it comes from the farm shop too.

You can find a copy of the recommended healthy eating guidelines here

What do you think? Are we as a nation eating too much red meat? Is it really bad for us?

Feel free to comment with your thoughts……

Big brave girl….

See what I get for being a big brave girl and getting my dressing changed…….

I got a nee naw plaster!!!!

I’m easy pleased aren’t I? Oh and it’s not on the wrecked thumb, that’s got superglue holding it together. The plaster didn’t fit but I wanted one anyway :0)

Don’t worry I’m not about to post any gory pictures!!!

That’s what you get!

What happens when you get smug after you’ve managed to do something? I was all smug and feeling good yesterday as I had cleaned out the fridge and so on. Now I’m not feeling so smug.

Why?

Well I decided yesterday while I was making the tea to try and remove the top of my thumb with a very sharp Japanese knife.
At this point as I write the post, I’m wincing at the thought of what I did last night, it is that sore!

(Please feel free at this point to insert the expletive/exclamation of your choice.)

So a swift trip up the road to the resident paramedic in the family soon had me patched up.
This morning my thumb throbs like I’d dropped a ton weight on it. It’s all bandaged up so I’m not sure how it looks, but I would bet and say that it doesn’t look at all pretty :0)

Note to self for future reference: Keep fingers well away from sharp blades!

Shock, horror!

Are you all sitting down? Good, then let me shock you…….

Today I cleaned out my fridge!!!!!!!

Nothing short of a miracle in this house that I actually did it, it’s one of those fiddly jobs that I detest. I suppose I had to really, some mould spores had gotten in and a small civilisation was growing in there. Anyhow, now it’s all shiny and sparkly.

Add to that, I have managed to get 3 loads of laundry done at a very eco friendly 30 degrees and have organised what I’m feeding the troops for tea, I’m now sitting here with a coffee feeling quite smug :0)

Have a lovely weekend everyone!

Muffin Monday


I know, I know I have been kind of remiss lately about blogging. To be brutally honest, I haven’t had much to write about, unless of course, you want the boring minutae of how I get up, go to work, come home cook dinner, make lunches go to bed, do the same thing the next day, you getting the picture here?!

Well anyway I shook myself up tonight and managed to whip up not just one batch of muffins, but two!!! (don’t fall off your seat at this point in shock!)

I was tweaking things round a bit after having sampled a Starbucks wakey wakey muffin this am, courtesy of free muffin day. I managed to come up with a surprisingly good replica, so here it is for all you muffin lovers to try……

Arkonite’s version of the Starbucks wakey wakey muffin

(the main part of this recipe is my Aun’t bran muffin recipe and part of another recipe from my Muffins book by Gemma Reece)

1 cup plain flour
1tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 cup raisins
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all bran cereal – crushed
1/3 cup vegetable oil
2 tbsp molasses or treacle
1 large egg
1/4 b rown sugar – packed
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup poorridge oats
1 tsp cinnamon
Grate nutmeg.

Combine flour, bp, bs, salt and raisins in a large bowl
Stir together. Make a well in the centre stir in buttermilk. Let stand for 5 minutes.
Combine remaining ingredients starting with the bran in order listed in a seperate bowl. Beat together with a spoon until well mixed.
Add this to the large boel and mix together, just stir enough to moisten, don’t beat it, the batter should be lumpy!

Place in a 12 cup muffin pan, lined or greased.

Bake at 375f or 190c for 20 – 25 minutes. Test -when a toothpick comes out clean, they’re done.
Cool in tray for 5 mins then transfer to wire rack.

Tip – I use a potato/ice cream scoop to portion these out as it’s less mess

Now for the second recipe…..

Banana, peanut butter and pecan muffins

Basic Sweet Muffin mix:
1 cup plain flour
2 tea spoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup milk
4 tablespoons melted butter
1 egg
1 banana
3 tablespoons peanut butter
1/2 cup chopped nuts of your choice (I used pecans)

In one bowl combine all the dry ingredients, including chopped nuts and mix well.
In a seperate bowl, mix all the wet ingredients and add to this one mashed banana and 3 table spoons peanut butter, mix well to blend.
Mix the 2 bowls together until just combined and no more. Over mixing leads to tough muffins.
Divide the mix between a 12 cup muffin pan which has been lined.
Bake at 375f or 190c for 20 – 25 minutes. Test -when a toothpick comes out clean, they’re done.
Cool in tray for 5 mins then transfer to wire rack.

Now sit down and enjoy with a cuppa or do as I am and pack one for your breakfast!